Everybody farts. In fact, the average person farts about 14 times a day with an average volume of one-half liter of gas per day, says Michael Rice, M. That's a lot of air.
But there was no fucking way I was going to discuss my noxious farts in front of Stanley, never mind let one out within sniffing range. I hate farting in front of my boyfriend. But, a little over a year in, that day has yet to come.
And considering how bad your farts can smell sometimes just admit itthat hydrogen sulfide is some pretty strong stuff! Certain foods make your farts smell worse than others. When you eat sulfur rich foods like eggs and meatyour farts will smell worse because that food breaks down and creates hydrogen sulfide, AKA, rotten egg gas.
Lighting a match, waiting until it's noisy, blaming it on the dog; there are only so many ways -- and so many ambulance sirens -- to cover up each time you fart. Considering the average person lets one go about 14 times daythat statistic can seem awfully low after you've had a Chipotle burrito for lunch and are just trying not to rip ass again in front of your poor co-workers. If you fart so much that holding it in seems impossible, and waiting until you're on the toilet would mean spending your entire workday in the bathroom which looks like you have either a bowel problem or a drug problem, both of which are fireable offensesthere's probably a reason why.
Quick links. I need to find out if this is an actual phrase which was poorly translated ie-maybe "you're too big for your britches", or something along that line? Anybody know?????
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Christopher A. Craig sends along a gem of a Cupertino our term for a spellchecker-induced miscorrectionfrom today's "Washington Wire" blog on the online Wall Street Journal. The piece describes an anti-Obama Youtube video from the Republican National Committee that uses clips of other Democrats talking negatively about Obama in the past:.
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She was a team member conducting systematic reviews to inform the Australian Dietary Guidelines update and evidence review on dietary patterns for the Heart Foundation. Republish our articles for free, online or in print, under Creative Commons licence. Trying to hold it in leads to a build up of pressure and major discomfort.